So I'm curling up on the couch with her, 1) just wanting to sit down for a few minutes and 2) trying to get her to stop crying because she has been crying all morning, and 3) watching ER. They bring in this woman who was all beaten up and bloody.
Claire: What happened to her?
Me: Some mean person beat her up and hurt her.
Claire: Well, I know it wasn't me, because I was never in Hollywood!!
ROFLMAO!!! Like if she WAS there, or if it happened in San Antonio, it's a possibility.