Monday, August 13, 2007

He is soooooooooo lucky!

Last night I thought it would be a good idea to drink a glass of wine with my egg salad sandwich. I don't normally drink wine with egg salad, or even with dinner...I only drink it rarely, and usually that's because I'm at my mom's house and they are having a glass because she made spaghetti for dinner.

I only ended up having 1/2 a glass.

But I'm such a freakin' lightweight that 1/2 a glass was enough to do me in!

Apparently I passed out on my chase somewhere around 3-4pm...right after my sandwich and wine...and didn't wake up until 9:45! Yikes. By then, the kids were in bed and I could hear Steven downstairs putting dishes in the dishwasher. I needed a snack so I tried calling him, because I had been in the same position for those 6-7 hours and could not move at all. I remember calling to him, but he couldn't hear me, and I didn't want to yell too loudly and wake up the little angels. So I thought if I yelled out something funny, that THAT would get his attention...

ME: "Help! I'm your baby mama!"

*That is when I realized I was drunk.

**No response from Steven.**

ME: "HELP! I'm your THREE TIME baby mama!"

He finally came upstairs and (later said) he found me lying there with my arm up in the air like I was waiting for the teacher or someone to call on me. We then decided I needed the Baskin Robbins Chocolate Peanut Butter Ice Cream that was in the freezer.

Right choice? You decide.

The next thing I remember is that I was in my bed, no longer on my chaise lounge, and I was in the early stages of vomiting. Like, it had made it to my mouth. I immediately sat up trying to stop it, and noticed that if I did end up barfing, it would be all over Steven's neck and face. Somehow or other, I was actually able to choke it back down and it stopped. Then I sat up for the rest of the night.

And THAT, my friends, is how much I love my husband!

5 comments:

kirsty said...

Ha ha ha ha!! Your tolerance of alcohol is even lower than mine!! And you love your husband more, I think - Peter would have ended up wearing that icecream!

"your baby mama" Ha ha *snort* ha ha!

blop said...

That is so freakin, funny, girl! I am sooo in your category on both levels...not funny, tho!
I agree w/Kirsty..your baby mama!! Very funny stuff!
Next time try beer!

Elizabeth said...

Well your problem is mixing wine with egg salad. That just ain't right.

You do not want to know about the 3 margaritas made with everclear that I had last month....not a good idea...not a good idea at all. And on a weeknight too. It was not pretty the next morning.

fiona said...

classy!!!i like your style!! somethings wrong with egg salad and wine i agree elizabeth!

VisualVotary said...

LOL LOL LOL. THAT was funny! It seems to me that you simply just need some more practice! ;)